Japanese Fish Shop Sells Shoes To Idiots

Conflict fish. -We tell them thats the way they are these days and if we sniff a customer from China we make sure to dip them in nuclear water first, says Oh My God It`s Ho.

-It doesn`t stop there. We sell sandals to really stupid idiots and when we get a total retard in the shop I tell them we`re sold out, but they can lick my feet for 5 dolla.

-If I got a nickel every time I pulled that off, it would be bad for business. A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

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