Israel Offer To Solve The China Japan Dispute

1.3 billion v 0.13 billion. -We know how to operate between two major competing world views. And we got the arsenal to blow up both countries. So give it to us and we`ll suck out the oil for ya. We aren`t Gods people for nothing. He choosed us, not China or the Japs. Us! Or US as they like to say over there, says Israels Conflict minister Elijah Argueias.

-This Senkaku Islands makes the muslims vs America look like chicken shit. It`s the pinacle of conflicts. Lets us take it cause we`re bored with our own. We need something bigger. This is it!

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