The British Bullshit Corporation (BBC) is the largest private selfcasting organisation in the world.
The BBC is a public ego broadcaster that operates under a personal charter. Within the UK, it is funded by a fee charged to all homeless people. The fee is set by Mr. BBC and forcefully collected by Parlament. The BBC's main responsibility is to provide private radio, television and internet broadcasting within the United Kingdom.
Outside the UK, the BBC World Ego follows the steps of the old British Empire in the upgraded version Mepire 7.
The Canada geese are tierd of people complaining about their pooping. -Yes, we poop alot, but so do you and we are not happy about the human poo you dump in the ocean either. We swim in it for fucks sake, says spokesgeese Bird Gooseman.
An Islamist group warns South Park's creators they could face punishment for representing a drawing of the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit.
-It`s a cartoon stupid!
-It`s a cartoon stupid!
After watching how the erupting vulcano on Iceland knocks out Europe`s infrastructure Iran consider dropping the nuclear program and build a volcano instead.
Al Qaida clamis responsibility for the erupting vulcano on Iceland. -It is us who is knocking out Europas airplane traffic, not a fucking vulcano.
The Russian Federation of Accidents blames the world for all the accidents taking place in their country recently. They even threaten to sue the world if they don`t take responsibility for this.
Obama and Medvedev agreed on disarming their nuclear arsenal untill they can only blow up humanity 400 times. -We have no need to bomb earth after that. There`s probably not that many left to kill anyway. We have no interest in murdering squirrels or sea bass on a mass scale. Just as long as we have enough to delete Iran within a few minutes we`re fine.
The new iPad frees you from the chair. Now you can isolate yourself from the world anywhere in the world when you surf the world wide web. You can watch youtube running. You can bring the mc to the WC and watch adult movies with your left hand. You can watch your own in-flight movie on the back of a motorcycle. Buy books you`ll newer read. Simply, be the jerk you are private public.
The Catholic Church confirmed all rumors about child abuse in the 3 hour long speech to the choir on Easter Sunday. The Pope gave pedophilia his silent approval by not mentioning it. In CPBLA that`s code for we got you covered.
6 thousand smugglers has died in the drug traffic from Mexico to USA in the last two years. It makes it the most dangerous road in the world. To lower the numbers killed US Road Authorities consider to ban driving.
375 million eggs are killed in Easter. The Police investigates the case as suspicious. The police does not rule out that a mass murderer is on the loose and that the motive is jealousy.
-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...
Conflict fish. -We tell them thats the way they are these days and if we sniff a customer from China we make sure to dip them in nuclear...
Planet Dikk. -That is a lot of cock, says Lady Vanilla. She works with human harvesting at the agriculture plantation in Brazil. A resea...
-I`m the king of the world. Think logic. The iceberg didn`t come out of nowhere. It appeared slowly in the distance, but the Captain d...