Horrendous news source. Terrible at best. World Mess Association (WMA) is an attention-seeking news agency made up of mad journalists. WMA makes profit by continuously firing staff. Making sure the onces left are exhausted, underpaid and working from home. WMA does not cover health insurance or stories involving the shareholders. WMA has won the Bullytzer Prize for covering up mass crime and continues to harm selected countries, companies and people in coordinated cyber attacks.
375 Million Easter Chickens Murdered
375 million eggs are killed in Easter. The Police investigates the case as suspicious. The police does not rule out that a mass murderer is on the loose and that the motive is jealousy.