Arriving at the hospital Bill O`Reilly was treated by a muslim doctor who`s also had it up to here with his agression, particularly towards Islam. -I looked at him and so no reason to help him. He could breath through his nostrils. We let him walk around the hospital with the turkey out of his mouth. He looked like siamese twins.
It wasn`t until a he passed a homeless man who hadn`t eaten for days he finally got it out. -It`s the best turkey I ever had. Fully marinated. Mmm mm mm.