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|Newly elected racehead|
Marine Le Pen thinks it`s a good idea. -We don`t have to fry them. Just because Hitler liked fried chicken it doesn`t mean it was a bad idea. He was on to something. Let`s refine it. Get the essence. Why are they here? To work. Let them do that.
Yanucracy. In a meeting with Ukrainas president, the German foreign minister was seriously moments away from cramming democracy down the corrupt bastards throat. -If I wasn`t German I would have done it, it`s my heritage that makes it hard to use force in a good way.
Ministry of Cool. -Maybe, maybe not. If I loose the election, sure, offcourse, il était juste.., says Sarkozy, but why stop there? Let`s get Hillary Clinton here. Her husband will love it, love it mm m. And
Tulia Tmoshenko, what good is she in an Ukrainan prison. Let her come to France and flourish.
-Everybody knows this, the finance crisis is not the problem in France. It`s the men. It`s a male crisis. Too many powerful men. Look to Germany, one woman in power was enough to avoid the male crisis.
-Thats why the French people should vote for me, cause I am a woman at heart. I`m shorter than most men, I always talk and talk and talk and I`m energetic like a teenage pussy.
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-I joined cause the people around me forces me. Not cause I cause I have a problem. I don`t have a problem! But everybody else seems to have a problem with me, says one participant. -I don`t belong here. These people are idiots. Their idiots! Do you hear me!!!
Not everyone has an easy time admitting to themselves they suffer from power. Nobody actually, very few indeed ever pass step one without their surroundings forcing them to.
They become a liability to the people and they don`t notice cause their high on power. Since it`s system abuse who makes them high they end up in a vicious spiral. Kinda like contraception. It`s going nowhere.
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|The Alfa walk|
-Berlusconi`s men or Putin`s for that matter, would be prosecuted for not shagging. We were in Columbia? Columbia!!!
Obama says he still trust his mens ability to perform at home. -If you didn`t know, could you tell the difference? I don`t think so. Their top dogs.
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|-As if the media is any better than my newsfeed, laughs urban guy.|
-Let me put it this way. Nobody ever says anything positive about what you do. Every time you hear from the authorities it`s always negative. So why let go of an opportunity to shine a little light in up your ass?
-Your gonna get so much shit from those in power to define you. So have a blast and enjoy it while you can. I just did 150 mph in a 50 zone. Yeehaa!
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|-I`m the king of the world.|
Photo Andy Beez
|Google takes no responsibility when the destination is|
bombed on arrival.
With this app everyone can see where the fighting is happening. How many they are, what kind of weapons their using and so forth. It`s really more of a stay home map.
Photo Paul Lowry
You see it in their faces. Their whole persona change. Like a fighter entering the ring. The outside world doesn`t exist anymore. It`s all about the money.
-Then the day after, the weekend, next week, month, year, century... for the love of God. Men has been around since the beginning of problems. What do you expect? They`ll go away tomorrow? Grow up will ya.
|Living the wrong top 10 list.|
-There`s no end to it. I still catch myself by surprise. "Did I really sink that low". "Did I really eat dog shit".
-This is what its like, baby. This is what its like going after your dream like there`s no tomorrow.
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|Trying to capture the limelight once and for all by getting everyones attention.|
The two slutlike ladies, also known as "I`ll fuck anyone for fame", had been caught earlier carving their names on top of established stars at the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame.
-Their on an ego trip. We see this all the time. Has beens who try to reclaim former non exciting glory overnight. Their like career criminals on tour, except what they steel can`t be captured. It`s the only sought after possession that returns to its right place after being wrongfully taken away, says police officer Roger That.
The photographer says in his defence that he went for authenticity and should be covered by MI5s licence to kill insurance. -When I work on a 007 movie, I expect certain artistic liberties, says the photographer who can`t understand why he is accused of murdering such a knucklehead.
-I`ve always believed that to qualify as human certain minimum criterial must be fulfilled. This was not the case for whatever his name was. I would go as far as agreeing he was an animal, but seriously, he was an amoeba.
The court has decided to imprison the defendant in a maximum fantasy prison until the court is adjourned.
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To avoid confusion Bashar al-Assad took a machine gun and fired out the window. Afraid to get killed herself the journalist quickly edited out the responses "What are you doing?" and "What is wrong with you?" and said "I completely understand what you mean".
Having some experience with psychopaths, she continued -God, your so strong! And Bashar al-Assad stopped firing. -You`r so powerful gun powder is like vitamins for you. -Yeah! It is! -A powerful man like you must need a lot of energy. -Yes, I do. And then he shot himself.
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-Thats why we target babies. Instead of brain washing them later, we add a little detergent now and let them do the cleaning.
According to the Wrong Information Act, companies like, The Devil wears Prada, can sue kids who grow up non loyal to their designated products. -Off course, we want our money back. Hey, surgical adds are expensive, we`re talking a 25 year individually designed campaign here.
|The Swedish flag in drag.|
The roof is the limit. The people is Botswana are the first to be disappointed by a Cirque du Soleil show. At first you might think it`s because the show isn`t that far from how they live. That jumping around like acrobatic monkeys might not be so impressive to acrobatic monkeys. But no.
-Cirque du Soleil is French for circus under the sun. We got all the sun in the world and these arrogant French put up a roof, says Rachida.
-Do you think I went here to sit in a tent? I`ve lived my whole life in a tent. I was born in a tent, I went to school in a tent, I took my driving licence in a tent, I got married in a tent, I went on honeymoon in a tent, I work in a tent, I got on vacations in a tent. I`ve seen enough tents!
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By then Martini was long out the door as sponsor and they needed a bigger sponsor to cover the drug expenses. Craig wasn`t the only one testing limits, the whole crew did. Att the end of the shoot they owed 43 million pounds.
In an interview with The Big Issue Daniel Craig says he has no recollection of making the movie, but he acknowledge it`s him up there on the screen. -When you make a movie named Skyfall, you shoot for the moon and miss on purpose.
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|This is one of the camoflash apartments they consider. It looks like a|
house with three floors, but it`s actually just one.
-We think its the only way he can avoid being murdered after the next election. The loss is expected to be massive and he doesn`t have the balls to stand up for himself with guns. He`s a pussy like the other dictators. So we need to smooth things out apartment wise. A huge ostentatious Condo in Miami is not good for his security. Neither is a Mansion in the Hollywood Hills or any other hot shot place on earth. We need a simple plain Ikea apartment with running water and a broken fridge. We think thats his best chance for survival. Live low and avoid trial. At least for the first few years. Then... Vegas.
-If he gets caught gambling, we`ll issue the statement "Aung San Suu Kyi" is the best thing that ever happened to Burma. I was forced to run the country from 2011-2015 and I know what a shitty state it was inn. Unfortunately I didn`t have the skills Aung San Suu Kyi has. I`m honord she followed me in office and cleaned up my mess. She will always be a maid in my hearth. PS! The losses from the casinos will be given to Human Right Activists.
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-Well, as a full time job. now I only do it part time, cause I stand here half the day. But my time is valuable aswell. Time is money, or as we like to say, crime is money.
|The Republicator prototype, -He will wear a car|
salesman suit come election time, off course. We
will not allow his balls to hang out like that.
We are not doing Mitt Romney, says MIT sellout
The MIT drone program will have a candidate ready for the 2016 election. Our alcoholic team of delusional dimwits is working on his likable bio and its good. -We have to admit it has to be a man. We tried to make a woman, but it ended up being an 18 year old fuckdoll every time, say Republican Egoist and slimy lobbyist Roger Ashole.
-Nor will it be black. The Republicans can`t deal with another one. Pure racist hatred will probably decide the 2016 outcome. Especially for the conservatives. There are limits to how long we can keep it in.
|"One small step for mankind, one |
giant leap for me" -Vladimir Putin.
-There`s too many news show now. Too many views to hit a home run like the cold days. He has to get better writer on his show to keep up with the competition. Viewers has grown tired of signing treaties and sitting in chairs talking to other leaders, says media analytic Soon Tobe Killed.
The shows producer Natasha Gazrubles, says they`ve come up with some amazing story twists to keep the interest up. -In season 2014 he goes to the moon to save a missing astronaut and in 2020 we reveal his unknown brother.
News critics John Weird from the New York Circus still says it`s not enough. -They need a good rape. A barfight. Something to get the rumors going. If he punched another state leader in the face, live on tv, that would do it for me.
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