The President of Burma is looking for a new apartment

This is one of the camoflash apartments they consider. It looks like a
house with three floors, but it`s actually just one.

Cage Burma. The search for a place that can satisfy the expected to be former president by 2015 has started. His apartment staff of 400 look for a place that resembles both victory in loss and his 800 meter high ego. -We want to give the impression that he sacrificed himself for Aung San Suu Kyi so he might want to bowe a little when walking inn the door, says his staff servant number 214.

-We think its the only way he can avoid being murdered after the next election. The loss is expected to be massive and he doesn`t have the balls to stand up for himself with guns. He`s a pussy like the other dictators. So we need to smooth things out apartment wise. A huge ostentatious Condo in Miami is not good for his security. Neither is a Mansion in the Hollywood Hills or any other hot shot place on earth. We need a simple plain Ikea apartment with running water and a broken fridge. We think thats his best chance for survival. Live low and avoid trial. At least for the first few years. Then... Vegas.

-If he gets caught gambling, we`ll issue the statement "Aung San Suu Kyi" is the best thing that ever happened to Burma. I was forced to run the country from 2011-2015 and I know what a shitty state it was inn. Unfortunately I didn`t have the skills Aung San Suu Kyi has. I`m honord she followed me in office and cleaned up my mess. She will always be a maid in my hearth. PS! The losses from the casinos will be given to Human Right Activists.

Photo Loz Flowers