Bond poster evidence in murder case

Poster gun. The fingerprints on the murder weapon, a newly fired Walter PPK, fits perfectly with the photographer accused of murdering his assistant.

The photographer says in his defence that he went for authenticity and should be covered by MI5s licence to kill insurance. -When I work on a 007 movie, I expect certain artistic liberties, says the photographer who can`t understand why he is accused of murdering such a knucklehead.

-I`ve always believed that to qualify as human certain minimum criterial must be fulfilled. This was not the case for whatever his name was. I would go as far as agreeing he was an animal, but seriously, he was an amoeba.

The court has decided to imprison the defendant in a maximum fantasy prison until the court is adjourned.

 Photo Marcos Kontze