Chinese Security Organ: -Littering Is An Act Of Terrorism

NSA Boss: -I've Seen Better Days

Editor Of Lonely Planet Admit It's Getting Crowded

I Based My Life On Scooby-Doo

Angela Merkel Sends ISAF Troops Into Pentagon

If Hitler Had Gone Into Football He Could Have Done Something

Apple Revolutionise Web Porn

Tucker Is Positive Peeing Out The Window Can Stop The Wildfire

Curiosity Makes Shocking Discovery: Men Are From Mars!

Dogs Cause More Global Damage Than Humans

Syria Wants To Ban The Use Of Chemical Medications

NSA doesn't have time to go through everything before the sun explodes

Snowden Reveals Spiders Spy On Their Web Too

Disappointing Few Druggies Have Emigrated To NZ After The Legalisation

Telemarketer Shot Down In The Street

Iranian Optician Recommend Customers To Masturbate More

Hollywood Star Finds Commercials More Satisfying Than Blockbusters

Getting Aids Was Awesome

Catherine Reads Between The Pictures To find A Deeper Meaning

Journalist Joe Only Care About The Story If He Get His Feet In It

Mexico Is Terrorists Favourite Holiday Destination

Baghdad Offer Designated Parking Spaces For Car Bombs

Hezbollah Builds United Terrorist Headquarter Next To The UN Building

Syria Will Probably Never Get The Olympics