Angela Merkel Sends ISAF Troops Into Pentagon

-Son of a bitch!
USNSA. 350 ISAF soldier stormed Pentagon this morning to shut down the NSA surveillance program.

The soldiers, whom many where Americans currently serving in Afghanistan, said it was weird to be back.

-I had other expectations in mind for my return. I thought I would meet my girlfriend at the airport. We didn't even use it. We came in through Mexico, says Average Army.

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