NSA Boss: -I've Seen Better Days

Cry vs Cry. -You should thank us Merkel. Do you know how boring it is to listen to your rants? You never stop, God dammit. Do you have to make every deal on the phone? Can't you use some face time and save us the work, says NSA Boss Keith Alexander.

-We're not doing it for fun, if we where we would have tapped the porn industry, but there's no terrorists there, bitch, excuse my language, madam.

-We kept an eye on you after the first world war, but you f@king managed to start a second one didn't you. So don't give us bullshit for paying attention. Who want that mayhem again?

-Listen, everybody's doing it, we're just better at it so stop whining.

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