Chinese Security Organ: -Littering Is An Act Of Terrorism

Literally. -It undermines everything we fear. It's an attack on our values. It suggest we are filthy. It's damaging our self image and hygiene, says official sources.

Every Chinese agree that litter terrorists should be killed before any prosecution takes place.

Even dead people agree.

-But their difficult to catch cause they operate in small cells, sometimes pocket cells. And tracking down a solo trash bomber is virtually impossible, says the same same, but different source. So how can they stop them before they commit acts of littering?

-We do random mass killing. Statistically we will kill a terrorist now and then. One in a million definitely has the potential to become one and one is one many. One for all, all for one.