Santa Wish There Was More Jews

South African Sadomasochists Misses Apartheid

-If Iran #@&% Us On This Deal They Are So Dead

Toronto’s Mayor Offered Job In Mexico

Doctor Gets $2.7 Million For Recommending Horseshit

Medicine Manufacturer Pay Close Attention To Population Growth

Typhoon Survivor Swear He Will Come Back As Mental Hitler Or Jesus

Homeless Filipino Not Ashamed After The Typhoon

The Nazi’s Understood When It Was Time To Surrender, Al-Qaeda Doesn't

UN Wants 300 Years Of Stability In Germany Before Stopping Surveillance

Ghostwriter Looked Like He Had Seen A Ghost

Smoking Doesn't Kill Enough Says Chinese Executioner

NSA Has Had It: -You Deal With The Terrorists

2D Printers Was Good For When People Thought The World Was Flat

Journalist Got Upset Stomach From Covering Horrible Trial

Who Killed Osama bin Laden More Secret Than Who Killed JFK

X-Men Don’t Celebrate Xmas: Santa Is Not One Of Us

Katy Perry Bitten By Tiger

Bob Dylan Blown Off Stage In The Philippines

China Sends The First Human To Mars

Swiss Space Program: -We're Sticking To Earth

John Kerry Not Diagnosed With Horse Face Cause Nobody Dare To

Bruce Willis On Getting The Call: We're Ready For You To Blow Up Earth

India's Mars Mission: -It's A Mars Probe, Not An Anal Probe

New Mayor Of New York: -What... Me? Ok, I'll Do It

Brazilian Tycoon On Going Bankrupt And Starting At McDonalds Again

Morsi: -You Can't Handle The Change

Burt Reynolds Found In Syria

Public Transport Worker Enjoy Marathons

Halloween Survivor Talks About The Aftermath

Ted Wishes He Was An Actor In The 70s

The Dalai Lama Supports Medical Marijuana: The Debate Is Over

Putin Is The World's Hottest Asset At The Meat Market

David Beckham: -It's Not Hamlet

Bruce Willis Talks About The Gunfire At LAX

Bassem Youssef Taken Off The Air. Egypt, You Got A Long Way To Go

George Lucas Played Bass Guitar In Space Monkeys