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Swiss Space Program: -We're Sticking To Earth

Lost in Space. -If we can make it to the top of the mountain we consider it a success. Anything more is gravy. There is a limit to how far we can go in a shuttle made entirely by Swiss Army Knifes, says Swiss Astronaut Gunter Time.

-It's so much easier shooting up a cable and drag the vehicle afterwords. You got to understand, if Christopher Columbus had access to a big enough canon and enough rope he would have discovered the moon.

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