Swiss Space Program: -We're Sticking To Earth

Lost in Space. -If we can make it to the top of the mountain we consider it a success. Anything more is gravy. There is a limit to how far we can go in a shuttle made entirely by Swiss Army Knifes, says Swiss Astronaut Gunter Time.

-It's so much easier shooting up a cable and drag the vehicle afterwords. You got to understand, if Christopher Columbus had access to a big enough canon and enough rope he would have discovered the moon.

Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...