Burt Reynolds Found In Syria

Dr. Livingstone, I presume. Living under the name of Nouri Al-Mismari, Burt Reynolds has found new peace working for the government in Syria.

-I was was lucky, it' a great gig. I get to put deliver long speeches everyday and nothing has to make sense. The audience here don't expect it. They expect me to abuse power.

-I've never had so much fun. I should have made more art films...

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