Morsi: -You Can't Handle The Change

John Kerry: -He sure can fart.
A Few Bad Men. Egypt's deposed president, Mohamed Morsi, has broken his silence since being removed from power. -I can't hold it anymore. I got to fart, pfffffft... ahh... that was great. One more: pft ah...

-I don't want a lawyer. It's rigged. I want a cookie jar.

-I will sit in the courtroom and take the lid of the cookie jar and eat and fart like I'm watching tv.

-I can gas a room. I'll make the judge run out of there.

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