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Santa Wish There Was More Jews

X Games. -It would improve my job significantly. If 99% of all kids where either jewish or some other religion who doesn’t celebrate Xmas, maybe I could do this properly. I’ve never been a fan of mass shopping.

-I didn’t want to sell out to Coca-Cola, but how can I get the job done if I don’t? Do you think the kids pay for this shit? Somebody got to put up the money.

-Just the rocket fuel fucks up my budget and I got to ride stealth otherwise I’ll be shoot down.

-Next year I’ll use the postal office and they'll get the presents when they get them.

Photo elPadawan

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