Ted Wishes He Was An Actor In The 70s

Theme party. -If I knew this I would have signed up at the Police Academy instead of acting school. Watching those cop shows growing up it always looked like they had more fun than the real guys.

-The director always tell me "try to imagine", "try to imagine"... it's a lot easier if a truck is following me!

Photo Bob Bekian 

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