India's Mars Mission: -It's A Mars Probe, Not An Anal Probe

Life of smart. -We're not taking samples, we're bringing dog urine to mark our territory before China does it, says computer genius Hash Tag at India’s space organisation, ISRO.

-NASA can't claim Mars by burning rubber on it. Everybody know you take your dog.

-The world press has difficulty understanding why a country like India who can't feed it's poor spend money on low cost space technology?

-First of all it's a subject we take at a job seeking course. Everything is outsourced these days. We need to bring the business back to India. Now I can put Mars mission on my cv. It's not a big deal, for most people here it's like taking the computer driving licence. They don't even care.

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