Aliens Threatens To Sanction Earth If We Don’t Reduce CO2 Emissions

Santa -I Haven’t Seen So Many Jewish Kids Cry Since Holocaust

Taiwan Capitalize On The Hobbit With Unauthorized Sequel

Ron Burgundy Stirred Up Quite a Mess At News Actors Guilt Of America

Robben Island's Teddy Bear Name Not Cool Among Ex-Prisoners

USA Film Rating Merger With The Chinese

Morgan Freeman Will Miss Being Mistaken For Nelson Mandela

Debtor Changes Collection Agency

Ukrainians Fight For Their Right To Be Unemployed In Europe

Thomas Jefferson Payed $200 To Get His Face On Mount Rushmore

Bashar al-Assad Buys Playstation 4: -I Want To Play Donkey Kong

Mao Had Serious Hair Issues

Supreme Leader Not Awesome Enough Tittle For China's Top Dog

Chinese Officials Impressed By The Corruption In The West

Kim Jong-un Launch Jongtube In North Korea

Gangnam Style Smash Hit In North Korea

Bedwetter Saved By Typhoon

The Griswold Family Goes To Space

Santa Wish There Was More Jews

South African Sadomasochists Misses Apartheid

-If Iran #@&% Us On This Deal They Are So Dead

Toronto’s Mayor Offered Job In Mexico

Doctor Gets $2.7 Million For Recommending Horseshit

Medicine Manufacturer Pay Close Attention To Population Growth

Typhoon Survivor Swear He Will Come Back As Mental Hitler Or Jesus

Homeless Filipino Not Ashamed After The Typhoon

The Nazi’s Understood When It Was Time To Surrender, Al-Qaeda Doesn't

UN Wants 300 Years Of Stability In Germany Before Stopping Surveillance

Ghostwriter Looked Like He Had Seen A Ghost

Smoking Doesn't Kill Enough Says Chinese Executioner

NSA Has Had It: -You Deal With The Terrorists

2D Printers Was Good For When People Thought The World Was Flat

Journalist Got Upset Stomach From Covering Horrible Trial

Who Killed Osama bin Laden More Secret Than Who Killed JFK

X-Men Don’t Celebrate Xmas: Santa Is Not One Of Us

Katy Perry Bitten By Tiger

Bob Dylan Blown Off Stage In The Philippines

China Sends The First Human To Mars

Swiss Space Program: -We're Sticking To Earth

John Kerry Not Diagnosed With Horse Face Cause Nobody Dare To

Bruce Willis On Getting The Call: We're Ready For You To Blow Up Earth

India's Mars Mission: -It's A Mars Probe, Not An Anal Probe

New Mayor Of New York: -What... Me? Ok, I'll Do It

Brazilian Tycoon On Going Bankrupt And Starting At McDonalds Again

Morsi: -You Can't Handle The Change

Burt Reynolds Found In Syria

Public Transport Worker Enjoy Marathons

Halloween Survivor Talks About The Aftermath

Ted Wishes He Was An Actor In The 70s

The Dalai Lama Supports Medical Marijuana: The Debate Is Over