Supreme Leader Not Awesome Enough Tittle For China's Top Dog

Doggy style. -I rule over 1.35 billion people, the awesomeness of the office must be reflected in the tittle, Supreme leader is simply not enough. It works for Iran the same way President do for USA and Prime minister for the UK.

-No offence, but I don't like to compare myself with ruthless turkeys, chickens or chicken wings. I'm the mountain who look after the world. I'm the one who protects the world against alien innovations.

-We have no serious enemies on earth so I have to look further. I need one to keep this house of cards together.

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