Bedwetter Saved By Typhoon

Rainy day. -Normally I pre order a waterbed, but this hotel only had madrases. It ruined my cover, how could I explain leakage like that from a madras?

-Thank God the typhoon came and ruined the entire hotel. It saved me so much embarrassment, shame and I get the money now!

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