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Thomas Jefferson Payed $200 To Get His Face On Mount Rushmore

Mountain Dew. -The buzz about the massive landmark in South Dakota already began hundreds of years before it was built. Thomas Jefferson, then President back in the 17th century, saw the opportunity for future fame and took it, tells the tour guide at the National Memorial before he drops some acid.

-He payed $200 to a hooker in Kansas and made her pass on to her hooker children that whoever runs the whorehouse when building begin gives the sculptor special treatment.

-Washington knew he would be selected so he didn't care, but he put down $10 for the corner and a few facial adjustment.

-Lincoln had other plans for the future. Serving during the civil war, he noticed people honoured dead  soldiers more than returning ones. Having won the second term and lived to be 54, which was a good age in those days, he decided to go with a bang and arranged an assignation of himself. Ironically that gave him the spot.

-Theodore Roosevelt didn't like the idea of sharing space with 3 other presidents like they where equals, so he suggested he should get the whole mountain himself or sit on the other 3 and wipe his ass with Lincoln beard. True story. Acid anyone?

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