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Gangnam Style Smash Hit In North Korea

Kimbox. The popular Youtube video leaked into North Korea and spread house by house on VHS. -It’s what we in the industry call "a walker", says North Koreas Head of Popular Music Dong Dong.

-We couldn’t stop it. We tried, but after slaughtering down thousands of people without any impact we came to the conclusion invading our own country is a bad idea. I wish we thought of that before we used the air force. Now we have to rebuild huge parts of the country. Not that anyone could tell.

-Kim Jong-un has declared the incident a military exercise. He also claims ownership of the song and calls it a present to the people from the royal highness himself.

-He’s gives an in-depth interview to his own newspaper New Kim Times about how the song came about, how popular it has been abroad and how lucky the North Korean people is who get to hear his  music. He also dedicates the song to the victims of the military exercise.

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