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USA Film Rating Merger With The Chinese

The Rating Games. You can now officially be executed on site for putting out anything that offence anyone at the board or any other board, be a table or smörgåsbord

-We feel like fighting violence in films with violence makes filmmakers think twice about what they put out there. Obviously there will be more porn, says an old dog at the board. 

-We have a whole new group of young people working here now. Their testing the waters of power you know, getting to know their limits. They also have to figure out where to draw the line. 

-By that I mean we outsourced to China years ago and got away with it. Hollywood has put up with all this shit not knowing their actually dealing with Chinese authorities. 

-It’s the lacking learning curve who made them introduce the death rating system. It’s time to call the bluff, but the money is too good. All we concentrate on is keeping the system, as long as possible.

Image MPAA / The Film Rating

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