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Morgan Freeman Will Miss Being Mistaken For Nelson Mandela

Goddigger. -It's been a privileged to be mistaken for greatness, but back in the day, when he was a and I quote "terrorist" it wasn't all that fun.

-It held me back professionally. For 27 years I didn't get roles cause I looked too much like the ANC leader Ronald Reagan put on the terrorist list. I finally broke loose from the spell when the idea of a black God hit Hollywood and I've never looked back since. So yes indeed, I take the credit for the Nobel Peace Price. I deserved it.

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