-It`s Hard To Find A Worthy Oscar Winner Cause Their All Fake

Passenger Plane Nearly Hit The New Twin Towers In Dubai

-We Often Removed The Top Hoping Somebody Would Shoot Him

Lazy Bum Surprised Hot Dogs Aren`t Made Of Dogs

Mental Patient Destroys Psychiatrist's Office: -I Have A Reputation To Maintain

Oscar Has Become Bigger Than The Oscars

The Vatican Is Not Selecting A New Pope

The Police Took Pistorius`s Passport To Prevent Him From Running, What They Should Take Is His Feet

Being In A Reality Show On Local Access Is Not So Hot

It's Only 7.000 Film Critics In The World And They Got Too Much Power

Pistorius Got The Blade Idea From Watching Jar Jar Binks

South Korean Guard Watched Too Many James Bond Movies

NBA Player Repealed Gravity

Taliban Failed In Their Attempt To Claim Credit For The Meteor Damage

Anonymous Airline Merges With American Airlines

Bono Offered The Pope Gig: -Not In A Million Years

Christopher Walken Impersonator Caught Stealing His Act

EU Sends The Horse Meat Back To Romania After It Has Been Digested

The Race Towards Europe`s Frozen Disks

Few Hollywood Stars Turn Pornstars

Only A Retard Would Mistake His Girlfriend For A Burgular

Tennis Sensation Azarenka Victoria Got 4 Million Valentine Cards

After Firing 18 Million Movie Bullets, Schwarzenegger Thinks It`s A Bit Late To Promote Gun Control

Bruce Willis Doesn`t Get Tired Of Dying

Attempted Muslim Zones Creators Are Redirected To The Ocean

North Korea Has The Largest Selections Of #@%& On Their Bank Notes

Old Man Fake Pelvis Problems To Hit On Younger Men

Drug Cartel To Follow In The Footsteps Of North Korea: Get Nukes!

The Vatican Seek Old Senile Man With Criminal Background

Jeb Bush 2016: White Men Run For Power While They Still Can

Celebrity Disappointed She Hasn`t Had A Breakdown Since Yesterday

Daniel Craig Voted Russia`s Sexiest Man

The Woman Who Got The North Korean Missile In The Head Says It Hurts

MMA Fighter Amazed By The Joy He Feels From Beating People

It`s In Our Parents Best Interests To Have Interests Of Their Own

DJ Jesus Turned 5 Loaves Of Bread & 2 Fish Into One Giant Turd

Droneliner Can Take Down 290 Terrorists In One Flight

Single Minded Man Really Good At Multi Damaging

EuroLotto Winner Buys Michigan

Shale Gas Survivor Talks About Going Against Big Corporations

An Estimated 60.000 Armstrong Photo`s Removed From Offices

Drug Cartels Give Their Support To Lance

Taj Mahal Forbids Gang Rape

Playstation 4 - Get Ready For Cloud Games

North Korea Is Glad Hillary Clinton Is Gone

US Debt Amounts To 176 Katrinas

USA Hope China Collapse Before They Pay Back

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