The Vatican Is Not Selecting A New Pope

Stepping ground. - We`re going to wing it a few years and see how it goes. Maybe no pope is better than bad pope? We`ll find out, says Cardinalious Promptious Fartology.

-In the meantime we`ll rehearse the funeral walk. We got to do something. Sooner or later Benedict will step down again. This time we want to be prepared.

-The gay rumours surrounding the abdicate is ridiculous. At this age getting enough rest is whats on his mind. Sleeping with himself is still legal.

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