Anonymous Airline Merges With American Airlines

Fly hard. -It`s been hard running a company who`s afraid of flying, so I`m proud to say we are now done with the 12 step program and ready to enter the air, says AA CEO Tom Horton who`s getting a ridiculous $20 million to get the hell out of there.

-I know it`s unfair, but it`s unfair in my favor.

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