South Korean Guard Watched Too Many James Bond Movies

From China with love. The guard posted on the border between the two Koreas admits involuntarily through his mannerisms that he has watched way too many Bond movies.

-He must have seen the whole collection at least 50 times. He got the moves right down. Every line, gesture, posture... it`s creepy, says his boss.

-Nobody understands why he is secretly into acting, but he must understand the world is not ready for an Asian Bond. It`s not happening.

-First there has to be a black Bond and that`s a long way coming. Maybe a Q or M, but not James, even though James works as the name for a black character.

Photo James Cridland

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