Old Man Fake Pelvis Problems To Hit On Younger Men

The trap. -I always get them to touch my balls, says the old fart.

-The second time they usually get it, but they don`t know what to do. Their not used to being framed by a perv my age.

-My oldness is both my bait and my savior. I`ve never dry humped so many since I got old. Thank God for retirement.

Photo Ed Yourdon

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