Fight against critical terror. The G8 leaders has had enough of the indulging self importance of movie critics world wide. -They slaughter down innocent movies like drones, says Obama.
-Too many films doesn`t get a chance to meet their audience. They are executed too early. Critics doesn`t understand how harmful a bad review can be. Or how devastating it is to the film industry.
-People die. Innocent people die, of hunger, from salaries that never come. Film critics have killed more people than any other terrorist organisation since WW2. It`s crazy. It`s been happening right under our nose and we didn`t recognise it.
-Maybe cause the movies where shit, well... most of them. Maybe..., but thats not the point. The issue at stake here is that we got a new enemy who is easy to crush and we should go after them.
-Yeah!
-Hell yeah!
-Hail Mary! Call the troops.
Photo The White House
-Too many films doesn`t get a chance to meet their audience. They are executed too early. Critics doesn`t understand how harmful a bad review can be. Or how devastating it is to the film industry.
-People die. Innocent people die, of hunger, from salaries that never come. Film critics have killed more people than any other terrorist organisation since WW2. It`s crazy. It`s been happening right under our nose and we didn`t recognise it.
-Maybe cause the movies where shit, well... most of them. Maybe..., but thats not the point. The issue at stake here is that we got a new enemy who is easy to crush and we should go after them.
-Yeah!
-Hell yeah!
-Hail Mary! Call the troops.
Photo The White House