The Vatican Seek Old Senile Man With Criminal Background

20th Century Farao. Open auditions are held outside St. Peters Church every day until the Cardinals find a suitable character. Closed auditions are also held in selected prisons around the Christian world. They particularly look for someone who has inhaled marijuana and master the art of unintentional farting.


Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...