Celebrity Disappointed She Hasn`t Had A Breakdown Since Yesterday

Break it down. -What am I going to tell the press? says Famous Anonymous member.

-I have to shut down my blog. My fans will hate me. I`m hitting the wall here...

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...