After his tv broke down, he had an epiphany. -Why don't I buy the whole stadium? I can't believe I hadn't thought of that before. I guess I was brainwashed by these big flatscreen TVs. Anyhow, turns out the stadium wasn't for sale, so what about the tickets then, says Drum Boy.
-I don't want a bunch of strangers in the stadium any more than my living room, but I got to admit, the image quality is better on a huge 4K screen than up front. And the sound too, so I brought a portable speaker and played some music. Tell you the truth, I want paying much attention to the game.
-Now I just have to pay off my credit card depth. I got an African Bank with unlimited overdraft. That's gonna be interesting. Hey, you only live once, ey! Maybe not much longer, but at least I lived it while it lasted.