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Modern tv. -It's a bunch of pervs trapped in a relationship on an island in a tv show. It's pretty funny, that we're filming this. It will all end up on court tv, says tv executive Benneth G.
-It's a tie in. After that they can watch the same people in Prison Break 2013 - the real make.
-We have to fight with the net, but we are limited to what the laws of this country allows us to do. Our shows doesn't have the same limitation. Next season CSI will investigate Netflix and NYPD Blue will return and take on Google in every episode.
-There was a time when Nazi's was the perfect bad guys. Now it's internet. Are you with me on this one? My job is on the line here?
Lactose intolerance. -I thought I was suppose to shake this thing. I didn't know it was self shaking. I can't afford to spill my milk like this. It has to come with some sort of warning label "Might spill during earthquake".
-I'm suing whoever made this. If I can only find the carton among the ruins. This ruining my day. I have to shower, but there's no shower...
You only die once. -We don't have much else to cut. If we cut explosives we're out of business, but if we lay off 50 present, we can still make the bottom line, says Head of body bombing Al Farar. -We lay them off later anyway. We kind of see it as a surprise Life party. So we encourage them to have fun while their gone cause we might need them again.
-That's the backdrop in our line of business, whenever you find a great employee, you loose them just as fast. Photo isafmedia
National pride. After being attack by gay communities worldwide Putin fired back and claimed nobody would mess with Berlusconi if he was with men. -That's right, says Gay spokesperson Manoamano. -We are the worst. We cause 90% of the current Aids spread and there's nothing you can do about it.
-That's so gay.
-I think what Putin tried to say is that the gays stood behind the financial crisis, the war in Syria and every other problem in the world right now and if he can tame them the problems will all vanish.
-Just like gay people have cause everything thats wrong since the beginning of time. Like the gay world war 1&2, if Hitler hadn't been gay…
-Gay people has caused so much death throughout history there's nearly nobody left to tell their story, except for those still alive, but they keep their mouths shut. Unless Putin tells it, it will go untold.
-Thank God he does cause sooner or later they too will die of age, as they all have through the ages. Photo currystrumpet
Gaysir. -How do they get out of this shit? They pull out. Let's face it. Married men fight harder than mixed relationships. In the end, their still men, says G20 insider.
-It's like comparing women's to men's boxing. It's more brutal. Living next to a gay couple is the number one reason for moving in countries where same sex married is legal.
-The anti gay propaganda laws in Russia is an initiative to reduce noise. In Moscow they are known to make more tumult than traffic. If every gay citizen in Russia stirred up as much turmoil as Putin and Obama, it would make Syria look peaceful.
Crime after prison. - Disturbing, says guard. It was the same 20 years ago too. He's a child. He still looks forward to get out and do the same shit again. When time runs up there's nothing I can do.
-Unless I... you know... capitate his head and feed it to the sharks. It's different from what he'd expect, but he's still coming out... in pieces.
-I could let him out from an airplane. There's no rule prisoners should have parachutes. I could kill him and claim he walked on the bullet. Classic suicide. Look at me. I'm the same sadistic guard I was 20 years ago.