Horrendous news source. Terrible at best. World Mess Association (WMA) is an attention-seeking news agency made up of mad journalists. WMA makes profit by continuously firing staff. Making sure the onces left are exhausted, underpaid and working from home. WMA does not cover health insurance or stories involving the shareholders. WMA has won the Bullytzer Prize for covering up mass crime and continues to harm selected countries, companies and people in coordinated cyber attacks.
Cash cow. She is the highest paid actress in Kenya and appears regularly in international media outlets, mainly Western.
-I do poor woman in Africa stories in print, web and tv. I've been on the cover of Time Woman of the Past Issue, Sports Illustrated Hungry Edition. I've bin on BBC Africa 40 times... I make a good living, says Fatuma.
-Other women who are equally exposed has to get a new dress every time. I don't.
Restored order. Putin says in an interview that he is happy with the Olympics and that it's a nice substitute for world domination.
-Russia is the only country who can pull this off. I am very pleased with our demonstration. Everything after this will look like shit. Who else can arrange Winter Olympic in the summer? Who? Tell me one nation. One.
Arms race. The US Army is paying close attention to Putins use of snow tanks during the Winter Games. The is no natural snow in Sochi and the Americans see this as an inciting of a new Cold War.
-They are demonstrating their ability to freeze out an entire city. What's interesting is that they do it to their own people. Little has changed in Russia. Their still willing to sacrifice millions, says general US Paranoid.
Sideways. Panama Canal's administrator Jorge Quijano ensures in a press conference they have enough water for the expansion. -We have plenty of access, on both sides, he says.
-The contractors strike about lack of funds to complete the canal. Let me put it this way. It's the hottest peace of property in the world. It's a money making machine who runs on water. We all want a bigger piece of the pie, but it's ours!
Taking care of business. -We live longer. Beauty doesn’t stop at 30. It's not like you get 30 and it's 70 years of ugly. Each phase is longer, says Ethologist Diane Youngfeldt. -If you crashed in a mammoths in 110 km/h... there's no coming back from that - your food. Nowadays people survive plane crashes and get shocked if solders die in war?! Our society has become so cushy that men look at women and 20 years later check out their moms. Photo Wikipedia
Big Momma's House. -I put on my old lady outfit, left my cell phone at home and took a plane to Washington. Simple as that. I'm not a kind of person who attracts attention without my crew. I went on one of those tours and sneaked into the Oval Office. Boy, did I scare him.
Oh my God! - It goes straight trough like it's not happening. Living in suburbia, what good is a car to him? He'll never drive. Tim's ability to ignore what's not important is remarkable. He could take a dumb on a car and care less, says animal specialist Mumbo Jumbo.
-He's not wasting his life jumping for president, he knows it's not for frogs. He's just happy jumping.
Now or never. -People live longer, we have to accept that, says Lorne Michaels, NBC's king of late night comedy.
-Just kidding, we have no plans for Seth after the late show. By the time he's done he's too old for anything. If he screws up in 3 or 30 years, it doesn't matter. Nobody gives a 40 year old virgin a second chance.