Will Seth Meyers Be 60 When He Takes Over The Tonight Show?

Now or never. -People live longer, we have to accept that, says Lorne Michaels, NBC's king of late night comedy.

-Just kidding, we have no plans for Seth after the late show. By the time he's done he's too old for anything. If he screws up in 3 or 30 years, it doesn't matter. Nobody gives a 40 year old virgin a second chance.

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