Nice Substitute For World Domination

Restored order. Putin says in an interview that he is happy with the Olympics and that it's a nice substitute for world domination.

-Russia is the only country who can pull this off. I am very pleased with our demonstration. Everything after this will look like shit. Who else can arrange Winter Olympic in the summer? Who? Tell me one nation. One.

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