Investigation Shows The Icelandic Volcano Was Set Off By A Firecracker

Earth floor. The identity of the kid who threw a $1 firecracker from China into Eyjafjallajokull minutes before it erupted is kept secret by NASA.

-The number of airlines ready to sue the boy will make him want to jump into the volcano. As a space agency, we are better off without another gigantic plume of smoke.

-We got research to do. People got places to go.

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