3D Porn

The porn film industry is all excited about 3D. "We`re tired of our bad reputation and look forward to make movies with some depth".

Valuble War

Freedom and democracy is getting so expensive in the Middle East that the West is wondering if it`s worth it and the rest if they can affort it at all.

Google v China

Google`s new phone Nexus One will be re-named Exit One in the Chinese market.

Laptop

Laptops are perfect for laptop dancing - it`s intimate without meeting.

3D from the Third World

Since ESPN announced it will broadcast the World Cup in 3D USA considers to leave their soccer team at home and send a bunch of animators instead.

Fat Food

It shouldn`t be called fast food, cause it makes you anything but fast.