Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency


-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. It took the Nazis 5 years to kill 6 million jews.

Ali Baba junior says he got the enlightenment when he looked into a beer glass.

-It was Trump beer. The guy is too busy making money, he would't kill potential consumers, no matter how much he hates them. although I would like to see a settlement of humans on Mars, just as a precaution, you never know with this guy.

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...