Earth Melts Ice To Cool Down

In the latest interview with Paranoid Times, earth says it's just putting a few ice cubes in the drinks, who will be served to intergalactic monsters, so please do no worry about global warming, enjoy the time you have left before you are eaten by the biggest monsters in space.

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