EGG KILLER CAUGHT!!!


The Egg Killer was captured by the French police in what seems to be the most spectacular attempt at escaping the law. -He hijacked a plane at the Airbus factory and set off to the other side of the moon, says the French law enforcement who shot him down with a Eurostriker before he got too far off the ground.

The Egg Killer was interrogated through the night and the French police is getting a clearer picture of who this serial mass murder is.

-He grew up in a chicken farm in Poland and escaped. Somehow he had picked up the ability to read. Probably from hanging around humans. And by chance he came cross Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler.

But it was the Greek edition and he spoke Polish, so he apparently moved to Greece to enjoy life, but he fell short of money, had to live in the streets and survived as an egg prostitute. He tried to get into an art school, but he wasn't accepted.

He claims to get the taste of his own kind late one night in a cafeteria. Out of nowhere he ate his friends. He can't explain it, he says, something suddenly came over me. Since then he has eated more eggs than every person on earth combinded.

The disgusting part is he eats them to death. He doesn't mind eggs, he doesn't plan to murder them, it's just a side effect of his canibalism.

An estimated 2 billion eggs has died in the mouth of the Egg Killer. Thats 2 billion eggs that could have been eaten and killed by humans! says the French police who are very pleased with their arrest.

They also point out that they now can put the rumors of a giant bodybuilder from out of space who ate all the protein on earth to rest.


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-There's no lost love here.


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