To be continued...
Refugee Kicked Out Of World Cup Can Stay On Earth
Fifa just annonced that the African refugee who was shamefully denied access to USA and thrown out has safely retured to his home country in Africa.
A lot has changed since his brothers and sisters came over against their will a few hundred years ago, but not racism, thats pretty stabile.
Chances are, there will be consequences next time the World Cup is hosted on the African continent.
On the other hand, as long as things aren't worse than they are now, chances are, Africans are quite happy with the the rest of the world picking up the bill way into the future, as long as its available on the tv.
Winner Of World Cup NOT Playing Other Planets
Fifa want to calm down players who fear that winning will turn into a galactic nightmare.
-The winner of the Fifa World Cuo will not play against other life forms elsewhere in the Universe. So players can relax, they are not expected to play at a different gravity later on , they have had enough adjusting to the current climate.
Bought All The Tickets In The Stadium - I Want To Watch The Game Alone!
After his tv broke down, he had an epiphany. -Why don't I buy the whole stadium? I can't believe I hadn't thought of that before. I guess I was brainwashed by these big flatscreen TVs. Anyhow, turns out the stadium wasn't for sale, so what about the tickets then, says Drum Boy.
-I don't want a bunch of strangers in the stadium any more than my living room, but I got to admit, the image quality is better on a huge 4K screen than up front. And the sound too, so I brought a portable speaker and played some music. Tell you the truth, I want paying much attention to the game.
-Now I just have to pay off my credit card depth. I got an African Bank with unlimited overdraft. That's gonna be interesting. Hey, you only live once, ey! Maybe not much longer, but at least I lived it while it lasted.
The Middle East Best At Renewable Warfare , Russia-Ukraine In At Lousy Second
Just stating the obvious. It's only facts. Please scroll on. Nothing to see here. Scroll along...
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