Terrorist Looks Forward to Enjoy the World Cup in Qatar in a Peaceful Manner

Exchanges terror network with hooligans


-Normally I like to cause mayhem, but it's in Qatar, bloody hell. It's my neck of the wood! As in my choosen neighbourhood, not my acctual neighbourhood, cause I live in England. So attacks is out of the question, I'm getting tickets! Finally, football is coming home for me too, say Liam. 

-Just beacuse I like to blow shit up, doesn't mean I can't keep it together for a few hours, as in getting drunk with thousands of other guys while screaming and yelling at the players. It's what I do anyway, I think I can do it without weapons too. I'm going rogue!

It's part of the guns for beer program, a rehabilitation clinic in London who treat returning terrorists and the occational local nutcase. -It's all about changing crazy behavior. Find something more legal. There should be clubs for former terrorists, like there is for the former working classes. Who's common these days?, asks doctor Strangebomb.


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