Horrendous news source. Terrible at best. World Mess Association (WMA) is an attention-seeking news agency made up of mad journalists. WMA makes profit by continuously firing staff. Making sure the onces left are exhausted, underpaid and working from home. WMA does not cover health insurance or stories involving the shareholders. WMA has won the Bullytzer Prize for covering up mass crime and continues to harm selected countries, companies and people in coordinated cyber attacks.
-Yes, we are acctually putting the whole country on sale. Highest bidder gets it. It includes a mortgage in China, but other than that it comes with plenty off cool stuff. Nukes, people of all kind, shape and sizes, awesome cities and plenty of land. It's a bargain, says country estate dealer Johnny Badstone.
-The adds will run in USA Today from Friday. Cash only. No credit cards. Place you bids ladies and dictators!
Blast from the Past. It's the smelliest fart in history according to Guinness World Records. Nobody has carried a fart for so long. It's clearly deadly.
-We didn't hear a thing. Suddenly red smoke rose up from his butt cheeks and it triggered the nuclear missile defence system in Kremlin. They where so close to bombing us. Thank God it didn't leak through the mausoleum. Otherwise it would wipe out Moscow.
Stalin is rumoured to return from the dead and kill even more Russians than he did when he was alive with the most vicious fart. His diet was so toxic compared to Stalin that the Russian Defence Minister plans to blow him up in space before he wipes out the entire former Soviet Union.
Collision Course. The 24 meter long whale front collided with a US Army Sub outside Japan early this morning. Readings on Richter scale confirm that the mammal and crew onboard got away with minor damage.
-It's either minor or massive, it's no in between with these accidents, says Japanese Nuke expert Bakuhatsu Nomikomu. Photo Wikipedia / NOAA