-Yes, we are acctually putting the whole country on sale. Highest bidder gets it. It includes a mortgage in China, but other than that it comes with plenty off cool stuff. Nukes, people of all kind, shape and sizes, awesome cities and plenty of land. It's a bargain, says country estate dealer Johnny Badstone.
-The adds will run in USA Today from Friday. Cash only. No credit cards. Place you bids ladies and dictators!
He was promised a leadership job in the Islamic state with competitive salary. He was looking forward to finally earning millions of dollars.
He only made a few lousy bucks washing floors in a hopping centre that was about to be closed, but he could continue the American dream in the caliphate and work his way up, until it collapsed and made him a no paid prison toilet cleaner.