Mexicans Make Money On The Wall: Come Throw Eggs On It

-The wall represent a huge business opportunity for us. The whole world hates Trump, come to Mexico and release that anger. We will paint Trumps face across the entire wall, says local hombre Jose.

-For a few pesos you can throw rotten tomatoes, eggs and dead snakes on his it. We'll make billions, trillions!

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

-Humanity will survie Trump, says Ali Baba junior, he got less than 2 years left, there's not enough time to kill 7 billion people. ...