-I Could Do This Kinda Maintenance In Cleveland

-Sometimes it hits me really hard that what I do is basically the same my dad did at the local auto repair shop, says astronaut Johnson.

-It's just that where my dad walked to work, I spend 30 years just getting there. Which means I only get to go to work once.

-I wont live long enough to commute. Christ, I have to focus on getting home before I run out of oxygen!

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Most Humans Still Alive Half Way Through Trumps Presidency

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